FriskyFeet.

Looking through my logs, I see that i have not made an entry in almost two full months! A travesty, it truly is. I think i was merely trying to make readers *more* interested in me(to no avail). Alas, I have mistreated you, my dear sweet blog. I've been busy though, i swear! I haven't just been sitting around in the sun doing nothing. That's 'ignant', to put it in the parlance of our times.

So, as i try to comfort a Jack Russel being reduced to a shivering mess by fireworks being let off at... four thirty in the afternoon.. I write to you to say that there is much to talk about and to catch up on. Foremost of which is the only reason... I mean one of the many reasons why I am writing...




This is what I've been waiting for my whole life! It seems that way at least. The back story to the ever mysterious and often swept-under-the-rug past of Shepherd Book. I am literally moments away from reading it. And I shall return to bring my thoughts and heavy spoilers..


Oh and i bought new headphones, so stop sending them in, jeez.

One of the things that I most hate: silence. Another thing that I hate: my shit apple products breaking. Compound these two scenarios and you get my dilemma that is yesterday.

See, the shit thing about my iPod touch is not that it breaks, nono. It's that it's in an impenetrable case that has two buttons causing me to panic and unleash my inner rage that I bottle for later use. The problem was that the touch screen was getting cold feet about the whole situation and decided to go all touch insensitive on me. I'd try and try but the slidey thing just did not want to slide. It was like Eddie Izzard's impression of an orange: 'Nope, not getting in here' the orange said. Through gritted teeth. While holding a knife. No, my music was gone and I was doomed to a boring ass bus ride.

Lasting 45 minutes.

You may be saying to yourself that 45 minutes is not a long time at all. It's really not. I fear that I have succumbed to the ADD.There's no way that I sat in a bus for what felt like a few hours and not have ADD. I just don't like sitting still due to an overabundance of bees in my head. Add on top of that the people who talk SO LOUDLY TO EACH OTHER on buses, you know, just so the whole bus knows that they feel bad for being too amazing(I paraphrase, but you get the gist). It's enough to make me want to use that little hammer, break the security glass and run away pantsless. That or light someone on fire.


At least I can still take joy in the bumpy bruisy goodness that is the Bus Nap. Rant over.

Post on Reddit revealed that which would've been better left unknown for me. Our water is host to what seems like the next horror/thriller movie monster.




These microscopic shrimp are injecting into our water to eat mosquito larvae. Good cause, but, ew. And must suck for the vegans.

Source.

You motherfuckers